TRAGIC GENEROSITY

ON HIS WAY TO HIS OFFICE ONE MORNING, A YOUNG MAN REMEMBERED THAT IT WAS HIS FINANCEE´S BIRTHDAY. THEREFORE, HE STOPPED IN AT A FLORIST FROM WHOM HE BOUGHT FREQUENTLY AND WRITING ON HIS CARD THE WORDS:

"DARLING, I´M SENDING YOU A ROSE FOR EACH YEAR OF YOUR SWEET LIFE". "HE MANDED IT TO THE FLORIST WITH INSTRUCTIONS TO SEND 24 ROSES TO THE ADDRESS WRITTEN ON THE CARD. THE FLORIST, KNOWING HE WAS A GOOD CUSTOMER, DECIDED TO BE GENEROUS AND INSTEAD OF 24 ROSES HE SENT 36. IT WAS SOME MONTHS LATER BEFORE THE YOUNG MAN LEARNED WHY HIS RING WAS RETURNED TO HIM THAT EVENING.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW HOW WAS CREATED THE BOOK: THE LORD OF THE RINGS

ONE PUPIL GAVE IT TO HIS TEACHER HIS EXAM, IT WAS TOTALLY IN WHITE.

FOR FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY, THE TEACHER TO HAD TO BE HIM VERY GRATEFUL.

WHEN THE TEACHER WEREN´T GOING TO QUALITY TO THE EXAMS, THE TEACHER JOHN RONALD R. TOLKIN IT FOUND ONE EMPTY EXAM AND WHILE HE WAS LOOKING THE SHEET ONE PHRASE PAST FOR HIS MIND, AFORTUNATELY THIS SHEET WAS SUFFICIENT AND PERFECT FOR TO WRITE IT:

"IN A HOLE, THERE IT LIVED A HOBBIT"

HE DIDN´T HAVE AN IDEA ABOUT WHAT WAS A HOBBIT. MAYBE IT WAS A PREMONITION OR MAYBE IT WAS A CHALLENGE.

SURELY, IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF ONE LEGEND THAT IT HAVE WON OVER SOME GENERATIONS.

THIS AFTERNOON, TOLKIEN HAD DICTATED THE BEGINNING OF ONE OF THE FANTASY BIGGEST OF ALL THE TIMES

AN SUNSET

ABOUT OF:

MUSIC

THE NIRVANA INMORTALITY

WHITOUT A DOUBT, ONE GROUP THAT INDICATED THE 90´S IT WAS NIRVANA. NIRVANA WAS THE VOICE OF A MELANCHOLIC YOUTH DIDN´T FEEL IDENTIFIED WITH THE INGENUOS OPTIMISM IT WAS INVADING THE RADIO. THEY DUG THE GRAVE OF KIND MUSIC SO EMPTY AND PREFABRICATED AS THE GLAM ROCK AND THEY GAVE US AS EXCHANGE THE GRUNGE.

THE GROUP WAS EMBLEMATIC FOR ONE GENERATION. TODAY THIS GROUP IS RETURN WITH ONE ALBUM OF GREATEST HITS THAT INCLUDE A JEWEL:

"YOU KNOW YOU´RE RIGHT", THE LAST SONG THAT WAS RECORDED BY KURT COBAIN

AN ASTUTE PURCHASER

THIS IS A GOOD ADVICE FOR ALL THE BOARDING HOUSE

A HARSH-LOOKING WOMAN CAME INTO A BUTCHER SHOP AND ASKED THE BUTCHER HOW MANY HENS HE HAD IN THE ICE BOX. "SIX" HE REPLIED. "PICK UP THE THREE TOUGHERT", SHE ORDERED. "I WANT THEM FOR MY BOARDING HOUSE". THE BUTCHER TOOK OUT THE SIX HENS, TESTED TEHM WITH HIS FINGERS AND FINALLY SAID: "THESE ARE THE THREE TOUGHEST". "VERY WELL", SAID THE WOMAN. "GIVE ME THE OTHER THREE". "MY CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TOUGHNESS OF THE CHICKENS LATELY AND I DON´T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE COMPLAINTS"

A JOKE

THE FIANCE' IS DEBT

AN EASY FORTUNE

TWO IRISH BOYS FROM CHICAGO WERE GOING INTO BATTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE CAPTAIN PROMISED THEM ONE DOLLAR FOR EACH ONE OF THE ENEMY THEY KILLED.
PATRICK LAY DOWN TO REST WHILE MIKE WATCHED
PATRICK HADN´T LAIN LONG WHEN HE WAS AWAKENED BY MIKE SHOUTING:
"THEY ARE COMING!" "WHO IS COMING?" ASKED PATRICK. "THE ENEMY" REPLIED MIKE. "HOW MANY ARE THERE?" SHOUTED PATRICK. "ABOUT 50,000", SAID MIKE. "GOOD HEAVEN", CRIED PATRICK, JUMPING UP AND GRABBING HIS RIFLE, "OUR FORTUNE IS MADE".

PATRICK IS A STUPID HAHAHAHA

MALE DECLARATION

FROM: MEN
FOR: WOMEN

DEAR WOMAN:

1.-IF YOU THINK YOU ARE FAT, THAT'S TRUE. DON'T ASK ME. I WILL DENY TO ANSWER. THE SCALES DON´T LIE NEITHER IT´S UPSET. ITS WERE INVENTED FOR TO WEIGH
2.- IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, ONLY YOU ASK IT. MEN WE ARE SIMPLE
3.- DON´T EXIST SECOND INTENTIONS NEITHER CONCEALED MESSAGES. ALL MEN WE ARE SIMPLE
4.- SOMETIMES I DON´T THINKING ABOUT YOU. DON´T HAPPEN ANYTHING. PLEASE YOU BE IN THE HABIT OF THAT
5.- DON´T QUESTION ME ABOUT WHAT I´M THINKING. THE 96.5% OF THE TIMES IS IN SEX. WE AREN´T A PERVERTED PIGS. SIMPLY THE SEX WE LIKE A LOT BECAUSE IS VERY TASTY
6.- DON´T QUESTION ME ABOUT IF I LOVE YOU. IF I DON´T LOVE YOU I WONT STAY WITH YOU.
7.-IF I SAID SOMETHING THAT COULD BE INTERPRETED OF TWO FORMS AND ONE OF THEM CAUSES THAT YOU FEEL BAD YOU CAN BE SURE THAT I MEANT TO SAY THE ANOTHER

GENERAL RULE:
IN THE PRESENCE OF SOME DOUBT. ALWAYS YOU THINK THE MORE SIMPLE
REMEMBER, WE ARE SIMPLE

WHAT IT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE MURDERS IN JUAREZ WERE OF MEN?

The feminist anthropologist,Marcela Lagarde (PRD legislator) maintains the thesis of which behind good part of the crimes happened in juárez city exist productions of pornographic cinema known like "snuff", in which the protagonists die during the shooting after undergoing but the atrocious humiliations.

All these women presented common pattern: they were young, poor, pretty and thin.

These girls made informatica studies or of another type and when they were registered, they did photos to them.

There are indications that they circulated around Internet, where chooses the victims, one kidnaps them and soon they assassinate them to make films of pornographic consumption in which all this is recorded.

You have asked itself who would have become if the murders were the men?

I wait for your answer

THOSE SMALL TRUTHS

AND THE LITTLE MINUTES
HUMBLE THOUGH THEY BE
MAKE THE MIGHTY AGES OF ETERNITY


I SHALL PASS THROUGH THIS WORLD BUT ONCE
ANY GOOD THEREFORE THAT I CAN DO
OR ANY KINDNESS THAT I CAN SHOW TO ANY
HUMAN BEING
LET ME DO IT NOW
LET ME NOT DEFER OR NEGLECT IT
FOR I SHALL NOT PASS THIS WAY AGAIN
Mother Theresa of Calcuta

p.d. i´m going to publish jokes very soon. You wait them

SOMETHING VERY CERTAIN

DO ALL THE GOOD YOU CAN,
IN ALL THE WAYS YOU CAN,
TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU CAN,
JUST AS LONG AS YOU CAN.
Mother Theresa of Calcuta

IF A TASK IS ONCE BEGUN
NEVER LEAVE IT TILL IT´S DONE;
BE THE LABOR GREAT OR SMALL,
DO IT WELL, OR NOT ALL
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